Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Terrible idea I love it
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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