Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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