I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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