worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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