How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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