With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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