she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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