You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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