I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My vagina is officially offended.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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