Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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