So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
...so i touched it.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
