You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just forgot I was standing up.
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