He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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