she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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