Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your cock deserves a montage
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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