There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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