You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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