Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
