Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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