Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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