i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm at about main and main street
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I came so hard my ears popped.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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