D3 body, D1 cock
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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