He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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