I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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