Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Randomize
