Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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