I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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