hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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