He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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