Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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