i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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