Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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