its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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