That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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