I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I cannot find my penis.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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