i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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