normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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