Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Randomize
