found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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