He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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