Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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