i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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