Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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