she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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