just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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