i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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