I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
wow bdsm is so cute
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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