Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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