Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
