what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Semen is not good for contacts.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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