Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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