You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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